- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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