a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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