- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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