Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Granny porn!

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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