Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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I am a mime

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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