- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Obama lin Baden.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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