What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A man did not like this site

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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