Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Can anyone Lenin money?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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