- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

whats worse than failing your maths test?

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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