- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris is hairy

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

j.p. is dumb

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

God is real.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Sloths

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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