What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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