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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Where's my tractor?

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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