- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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