What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Beka has AIDS

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Im taking a shit right now.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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