- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Equal rights!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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