- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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