What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Ms Leong Sux

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Lololol

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