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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

asians have slitted eyes lol

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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