- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

penis. nuff said.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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