- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Goodbye

womans having rights.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

I don't get it

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

i'm hard

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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