An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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it was all Tagart

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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salad days!

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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