- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Pain Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

i saw amango it splootered

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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