Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

XD Jackass.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

i love to lick...

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

su algato es en fuego

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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