- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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