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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Anti Joke

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