- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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