y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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I'm Polish.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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