I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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