What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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This is an anti-joke.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Turkeys are obese

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The queen having a shit

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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