- Anti Joke

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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