What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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