- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

penis. nuff said.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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