What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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There's my tractor.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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