- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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