What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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