- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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