- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

I dont have a girlfriend

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

women's rights.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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