- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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