- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's just not right? Left

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Double-whammy

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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