What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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