- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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