An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's just not right? Left

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Double-whammy

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