- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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