what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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