- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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