- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Do you like it B: No

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How about that airline food?

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

knock knock come in !

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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