Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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