- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man did not like this site

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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