i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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