What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

One, two, three, four and five

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Guess who is violent. Osama

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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