- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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there once was a frog with no leggs

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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