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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

tea with milk?

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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