What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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