- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

knock knock who's there? faith

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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