- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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