I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Men's rights

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Cheese

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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