What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A man did not like this site

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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