- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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