- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Ben Corbishley

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Fat? Jesse Z

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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