- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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