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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

kk

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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