- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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