- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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