- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Robin, get in the car!

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why? Why not?

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