What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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