yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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