- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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