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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

whats black and large -me

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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