Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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