Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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