Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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