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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

binladin walks into the american seals

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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