A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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I'm tired.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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There's my tractor.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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