- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock knock Fuck off!

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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