Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Jimmy Saville

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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