- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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