What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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