- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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