Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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