why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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