- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock knock knock OCD

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