- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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