- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Phew... it's gone.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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