Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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