- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Gretta has five legs? -no

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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