- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

jews

Women outside of the kitchen.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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