- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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