What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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