knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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