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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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