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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Knock knock... Home invasion

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Women's Rights

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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