- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

im not food

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Women can vote? WTF

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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