Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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