why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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