- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a door yes

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

This is not funny.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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