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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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