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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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