- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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