- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

tea with milk?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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