Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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