A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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read this sentence again.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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