- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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