- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

race-car = rac-ecar

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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