- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Women outside of the kitchen.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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