a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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