- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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