- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??