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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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