- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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