Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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#Getweird

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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