Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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