A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

race-car = rac-ecar

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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