whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Women's rights

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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