- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

race-car = rac-ecar

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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