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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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