If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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