Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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