- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Who is Dank? A: Billal

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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