Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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