- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Man U

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Whats worse than suicide? death

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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