A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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