- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Gus's mom

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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