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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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