- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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