your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Balls

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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