- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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