- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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