- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

This is an anti-joke.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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