- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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