- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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