- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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