- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

race-car = rac-ecar

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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