- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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