What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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