- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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