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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

men's rights activists

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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