- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

no rasist joks

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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